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I'm posting this everywhere I possibly can, in order to get the biggest possible audience.

Before you close it in horror, read the customer reviews.

I'm changing my sig, and didn't want to lose the awesome that is this quote.

"Mummy, I'm scared!!"
"Here's your teddy. Now go stand over in that dark corner and tell mummy if you see anything dead."
"TTATT"

PS: The quote was from ,  who rules the world.

Edit: I finally decided to hop on the bandwagon, but I don't want to lose this, either.

Why didn't I get a cool star, too? TAT


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Ganked from Re-DEE-Mer

This is more fun if you number your characters before looking at the questions. x3

1. Phantom
2. Reks
3. Myxa
4. Vicky
5. Jonas
6. Vico
7. Raz
8. Jesse
9. Faye
10. Damyn


I. Seven (Raz) and Eight (Jesse) plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
An unsuccessful one. XDD Raz would go for it, if he could be bothered, and Jesse's the archetypical good-guy.

II. Four (Vicky) gets kidnapped! Is One (Phantom) or Nine (Faye) the more likely culprit?
Definitely Faye, but also for nothing sinister.  Phantom's more interested in training, and homemaking (Warrior Mum, anyone?) Faye would probably drag Vicky out exploring, or if they were in the human world, shopping.

III. Six (Vico) challenges Five (Jonas) to a chess game. What happens?
The world explodes. XDD Jonas would probably win.  Vico's smart, but Jonas' life is tactics.

IV. Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten (Damyn) has some great Pokemon! What are they?
LMFAO. Damyn playing pokemon would be a sight to see! He'd probably focus on flying pokemon.  

V. How does Three (Myxa) like to gussy up for a date?
Puts on a pretty skirt and some makeup, and then prances out the door.

VI. Five (Jonas) and Two (Reks) take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?
Okay, first of all, Reks and Jonas in the same room together for any length of time would result in bodily harm.  But they're both outdoorsy types, so they'd probably agree to go camping with no troubles.

VII. Nine (Faye) prepares dinner for Six (Vico)! What do they make?
Lots and lots of fruits, prepared different ways.

VIII. Ten (Damyn) and Three (Myxa) team up. What happens?
They'd actually make a pretty good team. Myxa's kinda flighty, and Damyn's about as down-to-earth as a flying guy can get.

IX. Seven (Raz), Ten (Damyn), Eight (Jesse), and One (Phantom) all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
"Insanity Ensues" XDD Raz is a demon, Damyn's got wings, Jesse's an elf, and Phantom's half-elvish.

X. Is One (Phantom) more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
Waltzing, definitely.  She's a bit on the manic side (sometimes) but she's a traditionalist at heart.

XI. Seven (Raz) hits on Four (Vicky). Result?
One of two.  One, Raz gets flattened into the ground by Damyn, Jesse, and Jonas.  Two, Vicky flattens him.  Actually, three results: the third would be that Kiri flattens him. XDD

XII. Two (Reks) is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He/she takes...
The balloon.  He'd be ecstatic to be that high up in the air, and able to see everything below him.

XIII. What is Ten's (Damyn's) greatest burden?
Coming kingship in a fragmented country.

XIV. Eight (Jesse), Three (Myxa), Five (Jonas), and One (Phantom) go out boozing. What happens?
Faye starts selling tickets.  Phantom's a trip when she's drunk, Jonas would probably get talkative, Myxa's a happy drunk, and Jesse would start showing off in case Vicky walked in.

XV. And finally, would Six (Vico) save Four (Vicky) or Nine (Faye), if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?
Vico's in a totally different world than Faye and Vicky, and wouldn't know enough about either one to choose.  That said, it would depend on whether or not he was in a good enough mood to even bother rescuing them, and then he'd make his decision based on which one could be safely rescued later, and help the one in more immediate danger of death.

I figure if I bombard you with it, you'll eventually find it somewhere and join.

Also for any one else who hasn't seen it on any of my other sites.

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Ganked from Shaku

1. List facts for 16 different people you want to say but will never tell them out loud.
2. Don't reveal who they are.
3. You can comment but don't answer to guesses. The idea is that no one knows who the facts are indicated to.

(These are in no particular order - I usually think of my friends one by one, and you're all probably used to the order by now, but I'm going to make it specifically OUT of order, so that it's harder to INSTANTLY figure out. XDD)

1. I don't really know you in person, and I've rarely talked to you about more than small stuff conversations, but I think you're amazing.  You're gorgeous, and talented, and smart, and just incredible.

2. I'm so sad that we've fallen out of contact.  You're moving on with your life, and going to college, and actually living well, even if it's a struggle sometimes. I'm so envious, and I miss the days when I'd ride your bus home from school, and we'd sit on your floor and play video games or chat or something.  

3. I've only known you a short while.  By that, I mean, only a few months.  Less than a year, I think.  And you're nearly ten years younger than I am.  But you're so incredibly amazing, that it takes my breath away.  You're everything I could ask for in a friend, and more.  And if you were older (because your youth is a deterrant in this aspect XD) I would probably be in love with you.

4. Oh my. What can I say about YOU?  My darling artist.  You are incredible.  I always thought that I'd be able to tell you how I felt, if it came down to it, but there's no other way of saying it. I've never seen you in person, only heard your voice on SBP, and we've never contacted IRL, but I can honestly say that I'm desperately in love with you.

5. I still consider you my best friend.  I've never known anyone longer - this year it'll be twelve or thirteen years - it's been so long, I've lost count.  I don't even know when we first met any more, or how, but I know you were there on that terrible October night, ten years ago, and that I had your support, your love, your friendship, kept me together.

6.  When I think of you now, I don't see the slick, suave blonde you've become, but the glasses-wearing, pig-tailed girl I had a huge crush on my sophomore year.  We're so different now, and so far apart, that it's hard to believe we were ever friends.  

7.  I don't even know your last name.  I don't know anything about you, other than the fact that you work down the street from my house.  You always looked so mean, but you're really funny and cute.

8.  I hate myself because of you.  Because you were so loving, and full of life, and I was nothing but creeping death.  I always wonder, if I'd done something different, would we still be together?  Would we have been happier in the end, at least? We've drifted so far apart.

9.  I love you.  I love you I love you I love you! That's not a secret.  XD The secret is that I'm not worthy of you, no matter WHAT you say.  I'm just the same as I was with number 8, a creeping death to your joie de vive; I rely so much on you, and I don't even know if you even think of me, unless I'm in your face.

10.  I'm so glad you've found happiness.  It's all I've ever wanted for you.

11.  You're too immature.  You make me feel great, but only for a little while, and then you make me feel like I'm out on a date with a ten year old, and I feel pedophiliac.  I wish you all the best in life, but I'm glad it never worked out between us.

12.  I don't know you at all.  I've never ever spoken to you, or anything.  Hell, I've barely seen pictures of you.  But I want you to take care of her, because she means the world to me.

13.  This is going to be hard to not give anything away.  I seriously love you.  Am in love with you.  Whatever.  If you weren't so unrepentingly straight, I would move across the country to be near you, even if it was only for a little while.  I know that to you, I'm just a friend, and I couldn't be more grateful for that friendship.  The day I met you was a happy one, and I've never forgotten how fun it was to RP in the good old days on Gaia.  If I had completely lost touch with you, and never known how incredible you were, my life would be only half complete.  Because of you, my cup is full.  Knowing you're out there keeps me going, but it gets harder every day, because I can't be with you.  Our lives are going in two separate directions, and I know we'll always be friends, but that doesn't stop me from still wishing I was a boy, so that I could be near you.

14.  I never forgave your betrayal.  I dislike holding grudges, because I'd rather expend my energy on happier pursuits.  But living with you was a mistake, and the good things that came of it were from other people.

15.  I think you're a selfish, unhappy bitch, and I completely hate your stupid fat guts.  I wish you'd never come into my life.  The day you walked into my house was the day my life became irreversibly shitty.

16.  I regret the time we spent together.  If it was over for so long, why didn't you do something? I spent so long trying to make you happy that I made myself miserable every time I failed, until I was so unhappy that I was ready to kill myself.  It wasn't you that kept me here, it was the other friends I've made.  Sometimes, I hate you for what you did to me.

17.  I'm sorry for what happened between us, but I don't... regret it, if that makes sense.  I don't regret it because I know it will forever remain unspoken, and the sooner I forget it, the sooner it will fade into 'never-happenedness'.  But that's in the past.  I'm happy for you now, with your family, and I pray daily that your life will straighten itself out.  And remember: she's my best friend.  If you ever break her heart, I will break every bone in your body.